Slapping Krampus Poem

Slapping Krampus

By Ashlan Chidester

Ouch, I say! Stop slapping me You silly tiny christmas tree You hit me on my back side first It hurt like candy canes and smurfs You hit me in the guts for fun I coughed up snowflakes in the sun You slapped my cheek from left to right Wow, you're strong like Dunder Dwight I blocked your slap, what will you do Nice and naughty Santa says you